One Man’s Lazy is Another’s Man’s Peace

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New Orleanians are notoriously late showing up, if they show up at all, because by and large they don’t keep calendars.  Calendars are tools for managing the future, and in New Orleans the future does not exist. . . .

As for money, New Orleanians like it well enough, but not so they’d bend their lives out of shape to get some.  They have more time than money, and that’s how they like it.  Ambition isn’t a virtue in the lowlands between Lake Pontchartrain and the Mississippi River. . . . To the extent American’s strive to make their tomorrows brighter than today, New Orleanians really want nothing more than for everything to stay the same.

~ Nine Lives: Death and Life in New Orleans, Dan Baum

In a new ranking by Businessweek.com based on data from the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS), Louisiana claims the top spot as the country’s laziest state. To be clear, by “lazy” we do not mean lacking work ethic or engagement. Rather, it is a measure of leisure time spent doing sedentary activities compared with activities that require more physical effort, such as exercising and even working.

~ Businessweek.com

When I read Dan Baum’s introduction to Nine Lives, a portion of which is quoted above, I was both offended and complimented.  We don’t keep calendars?  News to me.  Everyone I know has one (or more) and uses it.  But I think he’s right that we don’t chase the dollar the way others in America do and that we cherish our time more than other Americans.

Then I read the BusinessWeek article and had the same reaction:  We are honest, hard workers but enjoy our relaxation.

But seems I am in the minority.  Most NOLA folks (at least on twitter) take great offense to the BusinessWeek piece.  While at the same time, they applaud Baum’s description.  I still take issue with both.

Here’s why.

We here in Louisiana, not just New Orleans, ARE hard workers.  I myself have worked into the wee hours of the morning, and countless weekends, as a student and as a lawyer.  I missed Jazz Fest for the first 30-some odd years of my life because it fell during exams and I was devoted to studying.

In the work force, I have NEVER had issues with NOLA folks not, well, working.  At least not any more so than folks in other states (with the exception of the week during last year’s Super Bowl).  We take our work very personally.  We may not WANT to move up the corporate ladder, say, from administrative assistant to president of the company, but don’t let that suggest that we don’t take great pride in our work.

The BusinessWeek article admits it does not mean our work ethic is poor.  So this bit of defensiveness about our work is against Baum’s perception of us.  “Notoriously late, if they show up at all.”  WHAT?  My best friend in high school had perfect attendance for her entire academic career–and that means neither absent nor late ONCE in 12 years of schooling.  And that’s not atypical.  Many of us, me included, had years of perfect attendance.  I don’t know where Baum’s characters worked, but every job I’ve had, many of them hourly paying, would routinely fire people for incessant tardiness or absenteeism.

Now, let’s shift to the bigger issue of RELAXATION.  BusinessWeek ranks us at the bottom of the “Active” category.  I have to question this.  Really, what I question are the questions they asked in the study.  For example, did they ask:  How many miles do you walk per week? OR How many parades do you march in each year?

See, we here in Louisiana, we relax in ways that are simply foreign to our brethren in the rest of this great country.  Mardi Gras is the best example.  You in, say, Nebraska assume Mardi Gras is a day, or maybe a week long.  But in fact, its preparation takes all year.  Some parades require their riders to build their own floats.  So, each weekend for many months, the riders go down to a warehouse where the bones of the float are and literally BUILD the float.  They design, cut wood, mix plaster of Paris, sculpt, shape, paint, and otherwise make their float.  Were those folks asked about these long, numerous weekends?  Are the non-riders asked about the time they spend building, painting their child’s ladders?  Or the countless creations we’ve made to have the ice chest on wheels while at the same time being able to be stood upon when the parade rolls by?

But it goes beyond Mardi Gras.  Let’s take the next most epitomized Louisiana past-time, the seafood boil.  Those silly reporters.  They check this off as Four Hours of Sitting, Eating and Drinking.  But do they take into consideration the HOURS, nay, DAYS of preparation that goes into a boil?  We are proud to traipse all over the State to track down one key ingredient.  Or travel to EVERY grocery story and go up and down (on foot, mind you) every aisle for the precise seasonings.  We gather the borrowed boiling pots and burners; we cut countless veggies; we lug copious levels of ice to ice chests to cool beers.  Were THESE activities asked of in this study?

Louisianians treat food as a contact sport.  We celebrate it and worship it; we use it to worship; we use it through worship.  And consequently we spend a lot of time in the kitchen, whether indoors or out, preparing food in celebration.  Celebration of a hard week in the office; celebration of Bonnie not becoming a hurricane and worsening the oil spill disaster; celebration of the baptism of a baby.  And each of these requires countless hours of standing, walking, moving.

So just because we don’t walk on treadmills to nowhere does NOT make us lazy; it makes us Louisianians.  Maybe BusinessWeek needs to, em, work a little harder on its questionnaire.

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