Comments on: Wherein it All Comes Crashing Down

By: JaniceNW

JaniceNW — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:05:02 +0000

The tree falling isn’t a sign but the in laws visiting is………

Bwahahahaha from the old married lady.

By: Brandy

Brandy — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:48:05 +0000

I hope you get your tree back up and looking all brand new real soon! Thanks goodness Sun was not there playing wiht her gym! Good luck :o}

By: Sunny

Sunny — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:27:46 +0000

Wow! Lucky Sun was not playing with her gymin!!!! Geez! What caused it to fall anyway?

By: pete

pete — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:22:04 +0000

I obviously have nothing to do at work today.

By: pete

pete — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:20:30 +0000

I’m glad you had the frame of mind to document pictorially this holiday/domestic disaster. As Wendy said, it is indeed carnage. I also place the blame on a drunken Bumble, no doubt driven to that state by silently observing your angst of the past weeks.

And by the way, it’s an admirable resolution, but having to refer to it as WoYoPracMo? N**** please! Is typing out “I’m going to do yoga every day” that hard?

But now I’m getting used to it. A chant, a mantra if you will. “Wo-Yo-Prac-Mo, Wo-Yo-Prac-Mo, Wo-Yo-Prac-Mo, Wo-Yo-Prac-Mo, Wo-Yo-Prac-Mo, Wo-Yo-Prac-Mo, Wo-Yo-Prac-Mo, Wo-Yo-Prac-Mo, Wo-Yo-Prac-Mo…”

It’s how I’m going to answer the phone from now on at work. “Woyopracmo, how can I direct your call?”

It will be a substitute for “Sweet!” when the Saints or Tigers score. A verbal high-five. “WoyoPracMo—Touchdown!”

“WO-YO-PRAC-MO, bitch!,” rather than, “In your face!” as the taunt of the year.

Instead of, “Throw me something, mister!” I’m going to be yelling “Wo-yo-prac-mo!” at the parades.

No more “Where ya’ at?” It’s going to be, you guessed it, “Woyopracmo, dawlin’?” down in ‘da Parish from now on.

“How’s your mom ‘n ‘dem?” will be replaced by “How’s your woyopracmo an’ dem?”

And I’m sure that’s what you said instead of Mother*****r! when the tree fell.

By: Wendy

Wendy — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:15:45 +0000

Now, will you get a fake tree. When our tree fell, because George refused to get it in the holder straight, I decided not again. Fake ever since.

And warn a person before you show us that kind of carnage, again. Bumble looks stunned or possibly drunk. Are you sure he wasn’t catch a nip in the kitchen before you got home? I will never get that headless shepard out of my mind. And the angels, oh the angels.

By: rachel

rachel — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 13:18:52 +0000

I know I shouldn’t be laughing, but you write so well! Love it So sorry it all came crashing down around you! I’m with you, totally due to the fact that the In Laws are coming.
May the Christmas Spirit stay with you (and lots of egg nog, too)
Glad you and Sun weren’t injured!!

By: christine

christine — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:58:46 +0000

yikes!!! no, not a sign, not a sign. this has happened to me before. I was so annoyed at the time but it’s provided many a laugh over the years. let me just say I don’t remember the christmas trees that stood straight and did their job but we all remember the giant pine that took a dive

By: lilalia

lilalia — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:52:19 +0000

Good things you don’t believe in signs. Because if you did…