Top Five Reasons I Don’t Telecommute

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  1. There’s No TV in the Office.  Dammit if I have the willpower to not turn the dang thing on.  And then watch it.  Not good for getting work done.  Plus, working in an office makes watching “The Office” a lot funnier.
  2. Sun isn’t in the Office.  Even during naptime, I find it very difficult to focus on work with the baby in the house.  And dirty dishes in the sink. 
  3. If I Meet with Clients, I Much Prefer to Do It in My Office.  Without the baby.
  4. I Need My Secretary!!!  I hate paginating documents.
  5. I Need the Social Aspect the Office Provides.  I like doing lunch.  Plus, where else would I get my girl scout cookies and seasonal wrapping paper if not from staffers selling for their kids?  You don’t get those offers at my house.
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