Sun on Her Mother Returning to Work
Jun 25th, 2007 by admin
Today we ventured to my office. I was surprised to realize I missed it. I am nowhere ready to return, but it felt nice to go for a visit. Sun needed a diaper change while we were there, so I pulled out the extension of my desk for CS to change her. It seems every time I change her, I do it five minutes too soon. So I asked CS if he was sure she was ready; he assured me she was. As he was wiping her, she pooped again–and since CS was holding her by the feet such that her butt was off the desk, her poop went shooting across the room–it must have traveled three feet! Once THAT was done, CS and I burst out laughing. But Sun was not done. Next, she started to pee. But instead of it going to the back, it went straight up–like a cherub fountain. Oh, the laughter could be heard all through the halls.
I wiped and wiped the carpet but now have a nice orangy stain to remind me of Sun’s first day at my office. I guess she told me just what she thinks of me returning to work!
Stumble it!
My son was a few days old when my parents visited for the 1st time. I was showing my mom his circumcision (sp?) (she’s a nurse and I wanted to ask her about the procedure he had done and if it looked normal) and I only pulled one side of his diaper off and next thing I know he’s peeing away. Since then I’ve been peed next to; been peed on; my blanket has been peed on; my pants have been peed on; AND my couch has been peed on:) There are other things he’s peed on to but I thought that was enough to list for now:) Still funny everytime:) I’m sure as he gets older it’ll get less funny but for now it’s funny:)
Shoot three boys later, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been christened.
oh ho ho at least you didn’t have an audience. you didn’t, right? hilarious.
I am glad you have a sense of humor. I was never happy when I was poop shot or peed on.
I wonder what housekeeping thought when they saw the stain. One of those crazy Lawyer parties?
HAHA Great story to tell forever!
Sloan used to ALWAYS poop when we were changing her. It was like clockwork. HAHA
Hee hee hee. From a legal point of view, could that be considered “defecation of character”?